- Anti Joke

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas