- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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