Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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ure mama's so fat

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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