- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

A Chinese man fails a math test

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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