Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Anti Joke

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