- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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