- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Flowers are colors Love me

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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