- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

I'm so punny.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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