- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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