- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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