what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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school homewrok

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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