What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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