- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

child labor

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Nero, sure you are okay?

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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