Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

YO FACE

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Boxing on Boxing Day

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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