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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Adam Chebali is awesome

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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