- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

* anti-punchline

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

XD Jackass.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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