Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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i dont fisish anythi

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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