Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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