There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Penis

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Women's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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