- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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