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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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anus

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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