- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Want to hear a joke? No.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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