- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Charlie Sheen

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What's long and black The unemployment line

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

9/11

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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