what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Do you play piano? No

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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