- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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