Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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why am I writing this...im bored

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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