How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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