Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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