- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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