- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

A Serbian Film

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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