Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

One, two, three, four and five

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Dumbledore dies.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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