on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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