- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What is white and black and red all over.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Joesph Triphook.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??