Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

A dancer walks into a barre

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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