Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

women's rights

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A man did not like this site

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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