- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

12 niqqa 12.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

j.p. is dumb

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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