A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Women.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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