- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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