Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Homo say what?

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Niall Horan

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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