what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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