what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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A whole 'nother.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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