i like turtles

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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