How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Anti Joke

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