- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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