So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What is older than history?

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Okay.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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