- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Obama = ebola

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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