- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Poker? I barely even know her.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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