- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Skinny people fart less.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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