What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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