What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Emily Walker.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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