Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Women's Rights

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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