Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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My jeans

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Anti Joke

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