You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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it was all Tagart

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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360 NO SCOPE

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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