whats brown and sticky a stick

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Anti Joke

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