- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

George W. Bush

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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