What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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9/11 my birthday

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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