- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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