Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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George W. Bush

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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