Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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