why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

cancer

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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