- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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