- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

I'm Polish.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What is 9+10? 19

why are balck people black because they are

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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