- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Have you ever heard of a goose?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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