- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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