1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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