- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Knock, Knock Come in

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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