Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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