Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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DEATH.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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