A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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