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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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