A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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women's rights

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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