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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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