How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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