Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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