How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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How high is the sky? True or False

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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