- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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