A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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