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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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