Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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eoin burgin is fat

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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