- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Whats green? The color green.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

what's black and can't swim?

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What's brown an sticky Shit

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