- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

I killed someone on minecraft.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??