The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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