- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why are white people white? I don't know

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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