What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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BIG MAC'S

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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