- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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