How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

I have cancer. And you're next.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

George W. Bush

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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