What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Knock knock Come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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