Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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