- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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